Last week I had an American Night! We ate non-meat burgers, French fries, and tasty milkshakes
First the burgers! I love 'em, even though I am a vegetarian. So we eat Gimme Lean ground beef, which tastes and textures pretty much like normal ground beef, and also is full of health and low calories. Plus, you don't really have to "cook" it, just heat it in the pan. Then, flip and put your favorite cheese on top (is it smoked Gouda? it is for me!), and cover it with a pot lid to make the cheese melt a little faster.
Yummy!
Now, French fries! I made them from potatoes! Apparently, that's where they always come from! Preheat the oven to 475 degrees. Then peel the potatoes (or, you know, you could not), then cut them into sort of equally-sized wedges. Boil them for 10 minutes or so and them drain them and coat them in some olive oil.
Spread them on a cooking sheet and cover them with salt and pepper. Then cover the pan tightly with tin foil and put it in for 10 minutes. Take out the pan, turn the fries and recover and cook for 10 more minutes. Are they nice and browned? If not, keep cooking until they are.
Finally, milkshakes! I used mint chocolate chip and peanut butter swirl (separately). I blended two parts ice cream with one part milk and turned it on. Real tricky!
Easy and delicious and vegetarian "American Food"!
Now for reading! In American Lit class last week, we read Amy Lowell and I liked her immensely! She was an obese, lesbian heiress and all the other poets and critics judged her for her wealth and writing, which I found, ironically, far less pretentious and more approachable that other early 20th Century poets.
Grotesque
Why do the lilies goggle their tongues at me
When I pluck them;
And writhe, and twist,
And strangle themselves against my fingers,
So that I can hardly weave the garland
For your hair?
Why do they shriek your name
And spit at me
When I would cluster them?
Must I kill them
To make them lie still,
And send you a wreath of lolling corpses
To turn putrid and soft
On your forehead
While you dance?
This is my other favorite (long but Worth It)
Patterns
I walk down the garden paths,
And all the daffodils
Are blowing, and the bright blue squills.
I walk down the patterned garden-paths
In my stiff, brocaded gown.
With my powdered hair and jewelled fan,
I too am a rare
Pattern. As I wander down
The garden paths.
My dress is richly figured,
And the train
Makes a pink and silver stain
On the gravel, and the thrift
Of the borders.
Just a plate of current fashion,
Tripping by in high-heeled, ribboned shoes.
Not a softness anywhere about me,
Only whalebone and brocade.
And I sink on a seat in the shade
Of a lime tree. For my passion
Wars against the stiff brocade.
The daffodils and squills
Flutter in the breeze
As they please.
And I weep;
For the lime-tree is in blossom
And one small flower has dropped upon my bosom.
And the plashing of waterdrops
In the marble fountain
Comes down the garden-paths.
The dripping never stops.
Underneath my stiffened gown
Is the softness of a woman bathing in a marble basin,
A basin in the midst of hedges grown
So thick, she cannot see her lover hiding,
But she guesses he is near,
And the sliding of the water
Seems the stroking of a dear
Hand upon her.
What is Summer in a fine brocaded gown!
I should like to see it lying in a heap upon the ground.
All the pink and silver crumpled up on the ground.
I would be the pink and silver as I ran along the paths,
And he would stumble after,
Bewildered by my laughter.
I should see the sun flashing from his sword-hilt and the buckles on his shoes.
I would choose
To lead him in a maze along the patterned paths,
A bright and laughing maze for my heavy-booted lover,
Till he caught me in the shade,
And the buttons of his waistcoat bruised my body as he clasped me,
Aching, melting, unafraid.
With the shadows of the leaves and the sundrops,
And the plopping of the waterdrops,
All about us in the open afternoon --
I am very like to swoon
With the weight of this brocade,
For the sun sifts through the shade.
Underneath the fallen blossom
In my bosom,
Is a letter I have hid.
It was brought to me this morning by a rider from the Duke.
"Madam, we regret to inform you that Lord Hartwell
Died in action Thursday se'nnight."
As I read it in the white, morning sunlight,
The letters squirmed like snakes.
"Any answer, Madam," said my footman.
"No," I told him.
"See that the messenger takes some refreshment.
No, no answer."
And I walked into the garden,
Up and down the patterned paths,
In my stiff, correct brocade.
The blue and yellow flowers stood up proudly in the sun,
Each one.
I stood upright too,
Held rigid to the pattern
By the stiffness of my gown.
Up and down I walked,
Up and down.
In a month he would have been my husband.
In a month, here, underneath this lime,
We would have broke the pattern;
He for me, and I for him,
He as Colonel, I as Lady,
On this shady seat.
He had a whim
That sunlight carried blessing.
And I answered, "It shall be as you have said."
Now he is dead.
In Summer and in Winter I shall walk
Up and down
The patterned garden-paths
In my stiff, brocaded gown.
The squills and daffodils
Will give place to pillared roses, and to asters, and to snow.
I shall go
Up and down,
In my gown.
Gorgeously arrayed,
Boned and stayed.
And the softness of my body will be guarded from embrace
By each button, hook, and lace.
For the man who should loose me is dead,
Fighting with the Duke in Flanders,
In a pattern called a war.
Christ! What are patterns for?
you just convinced me never to take 20th century poetry, congratulations! I like her but can't imagine spending a semester on that shiz.
ReplyDeleteburgers are AMAZING. I hope we get to go to the counter someday. They also specialize in MASSIVE NOMLICIOUS MILKSHAKES which I forgot to tell you about because I cannot drink them. <3
I am so excited to go there! After PM Graduation!
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